Thursday, August 27, 2009

What I know now, part eleventy-four...





There is a better way to get strong and conditioned than CrossFit; Justin Lascek's Wichita Falls Strength and Conditioning program:

Monday — Squat 5x3, Press 5x3, Power Clean 3x5
Tuesday — Chin-ups 3 sets to failure, 10 min. metabolic conditioning routine
Wednesday — OFF
Thursday — Squat 5x3, Bench 5x3, Deadlift 5x1
Friday — 10 min. metabolic conditioning routine

Monday, June 29, 2009

What I know now, part 4 (or what Lyle McDonald knows, and now, I'm passing along to you)


Holy shit, what do you know?! The bodybuilders done gone and got things wrong again!

Turns out that low weight, high rep resistance programs are inferior for maintaining lean mass while on a diet.

Go to Lyle's website and ch-ch-check it out:

http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/category/training/weight-training

Click on "Weight Training for Fat Loss Part 1." Enjoy!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

What I know now, part 3




What I know: AGE IS NO EXCUSE. Too old, too young--doesn't matter.

It's a fact of human existence that people will choose the path of least resistance--i.e. the least fruitful path--if given the opportunity, ALWAYS. I've found that out first hand training folks of all ages and all backgrounds at the gym these last three years. I see it in myself, too, but I try everyday to combat this human trait, and for the most part, I'm winning, I think.

There's always an excuse: "I'm too fat," "I'm too tired," "He or she's too young to be doing that," or "I just don't have the time." And here's my favorite: "I'm too old to be doing that." Bullshit. Absolute fucking bullshit, all of it.

I submit the following videos for your consideration. These are men and women who are well past their primes in lifting. If you see these, and you're not ashamed of yourselves, well, there's no fucking hope for you...

Mark Rippetoe, age 52 (315 lb. back squat x 10):



Phil Anderson, nine months after a double knee replacement:



60 year-old Larry Wallen's 705 lb. deadlift:



60 year-old female powerlifter, with a personal-best squat of 440 lbs. (relevant part starts at about the 0:40 second mark):



I think I've made my point. Happy lifting!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

"What I know now," part two

2. Losing weight is easy. Gaining strength is hard. I intend no disrespect to anyone whose ever had trouble losing weight when I say this. But I’ve attempted to do both, and while I‘ve had mild success with strength and muscle-building, losing weight, on the other hand, just became so damned easy once I’d been at it for a while.

Flashback to the year 1999. I weighed in at a sloppy 200 lbs. And I felt like shit. I’d spend sometimes two to three days at a time hardly moving except to stand up, walk to the refrigerator, grab some food or drink and sit back down. Other times, I’d get up only to walk to the car in order to make my twice weekly pilgrimage to Burger King. At the time, a brisk walk up a hill would leave me exhausted, the blood vessels in my legs throbbing and aching for an at least an hour afterward.

Ahh, poor me, right? The truth was that I didn’t give a damn about myself or others, and every decision that I made revolved around stealing a little pleasure here and there, one bite of food at a time. But the pleasure never lasted.

Really, this lifestyle was just a symptom of a larger problem: I’d had nothing better to do at the time, and no real sense of purpose, or of self-worth. Because if I had, I’d have realized that service to a higher good, whatever your area of expertise or interest, requires one be in the best shape that he can be in, mentally and physically (there‘s no separating them, really). But that’s not what I was thinking at the time. At the time, all I knew was that I looked and felt like shit, and I was pretty sure everyone else around me could see that, too. Around this time, I also went through a pretty traumatic break-up, but instead of resorting to further eating and lying about, I began to exercise in order to deal with the stress. I’d had enough.

I started to lose weight. It was a no-brainer, even for this sack-of-shit. This was before the days of Jared the Subway spokesman, but I’d already come to the conclusion that ordering from a (relatively speaking) “healthy” set of menu items would make portion control and calorie counting easy. It did. And I started to jog a little. At first, I only ran twice a week, and started including some basketball on my days off. Two times a week became three times a week, and the pounds melted off.

Losing weight is easy, especially if you don’t care where the weight comes from. If, for instance, you don’t give a shit if you lose lots of lean muscle tissue along with all the fat, then literally running yourself in circles is about all that you need to do. And cutting your caloric intake helps, also. But the pounds would come off, even if you did nothing else.

Don’t let shows like the Biggest Loser fool you. While the contestants on that show perform exercises that look a little like strength training, because they involve the use of weights and weight machines, the intensity and duration of their workouts (Biggest Loser “workouts” involve high repetitions performed with relatively light weight over several hours a day) will yield a very specific set of physiological responses, resembling what we might expect to see from frequent, prolonged bouts of running, as was my case. In other words, what we have is aerobic exercise (and the worst, most physically abusive kind, at that) masquerading as strength training.

Yes, in the beginning contestants can expect to see some lean muscle gain because they are so tremendously overweight, but after the first month or so, their terrible training practices can only result in one thing: catabolism. When a trainee enters a catabolic state, he or she begins to break down lipids (fats), but if the process continues long enough, muscle protein is then sacrificed as well. Unless the body recovers adequately (and the contestants on the Biggest Loser are NEVER adequately recovered--they can’t be), this process will only continue.

If the body is in a state of catabolism, it CANNOT build lean muscle tissue. But anyway, it wouldn’t really matter if the contestants on Loser were allowed more recovery, because the style of training employed by trainer Gillian is so atrocious, so fundamentally at odds with the proper methods for strength-building--and, therefore, the optimal production of lean body mass (a point I’ve tackled here previously).

Why is lean body mass so important? God, if I only had the time to name all the ways in which enhance strength and muscle mass are important! A physically stronger individual is a better individual. It’s not just the end result--heightened physical strength--that makes this true, but also the way disciplined, rigorous training prepares you mentally for the stresses that you are likely to face everywhere. A heavy set of squats is just hard in a way that walking or running on a treadmill for an hour is not. I’ve never gotten a case of the butterflies from before running, but I have before a heavy set of squats.

And that’s why strength training, true strength training, will never become extremely popular. People will continue to try to find shortcuts to better health and healthier living. They’ll continue to opt for strength training’s less effective and less intimidating cousin, cardiovascular exercise.

Of course, I couldn’t have appreciated all of this back in 1999, if you’d told me. In fact, exercise just became another form of pleasure-seeking, no less pathological than my terrible eating and laziness had been before. I shirked college and work-related responsibilities for the sake of exercise, even neglected loved ones, and I exercised myself to the point of emaciation. I thought I was fit, but I wasn’t. I thought I was happy, but I wasn’t that either. You see, happiness and pleasure have taken on different meanings, as has fitness. Happiness and pleasure on the one hand, like an improved physical appearance on the other, shouldn’t become ends in themselves because these qualities only come around once you’ve plotted a journey and chosen your destination. They’re byproducts, and anyway, they’re only meaningful in the context of this higher purpose: to be a stronger, therefore better, individual, more useful to yourself and to others in general.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

"What I know now," part one

I’ve been waiting for my thoughts on training to organize themselves around a central theme or two, so that I can write them down and post them here, but, since that’s not apparently going to happen anytime soon, I guess a scattershot approach will have to do.

What I know now:

1. Joe Weider is a crackpot. He is an ass-hat. His magazines and training principles are at the top of the dogshit pile of magazines and misinformation out there that characterizes the majority of information that counts as “knowledge” these days. The Weider Empire, as one might call it, does what it does purely to generate money. Few people realize this, but at the time that Joe Weider first began styling himself “fitness guru extraordinaire,” putting out magazines whose sole purpose was to hock fitness supplements and other merchandise, Weider was busy also hatching a another series of “fitness”-related magazines that catered to gay men with their gay fit-man fantasies. The now extinct League of Decency found out about this and put a stop to Weider’s line of gay mags (see the cover of the magazine, “Adonis,” below), but the external trappings of that cultural time and place in history persist to this day—just look at any bodybuilding competition or any of the dozens of muscle magazines on the shelves currently, where oily, hairless men in bikini underwear pose for (Who else?) other damned men.

Joe Weider and men like him make my job a living hell. The first three months that I spend with any client usually involves disabusing them of all their bullshit notions about training, many of which can be traced to damned Muscle and Fitness Magazine. Let’s take the Weider principle of “muscle confusion,” for example. A search of the Sportdiscus database (an online database containing research papers and articles relating to sports and fitness) yields a number of results on “muscle confusion.” Not coincidentally, those results link to articles taken from none other than Muscle and Fitness magazine. What I’m getting at here is that very little actual research has been conducted on “muscle confusion.” Maybe that’s because the very concept is not easily quantified and measured. I mean, how do you quantify and measure “confusion?” Somebody f**kin’ tell me, okay, because I’m at my wit’s end. Sure, you can observe the results of your “muscle confusion” routine on a person and record that, but how do you know which if any of the variables of the routine made the real difference? How do you know whether some other approach might not have given you the same if not better results? How do you know whether it will work well for all populations or just some, or if it only works on lifters who take steroids or other performance enhancing drugs, since most if not all of your subjects take them?

F**k Joe Weider!

Long before Joe Weider came along there were serious, hardworking men (some women, too, I suppose) who began with a few basic lifts, to which they added weight every workout and saw serious results. These lifters were doing this for many years before Joe Weider came along, and it worked for them. The work was hard and sometimes monotonous, but the rewards were huge. You could find them at York Barbell and in modest little gyms all over the country. They ate good whole food and lots of it, squatted, deadlifted and pressed themselves to incredible size and strength. The problem is, nobody wants to work hard, no one has the focus to stay the course when the lifting program gets tough. If they did, then everybody would be living and dying in the squat rack and everybody would be f**kin’ huge! People still want to believe that a “snake oil” supplement can help them bypass the hard work that a serious, systematic, rigorously applied, and linearly progressed program entails.

Instead, folks would rather subscribe to Muscle and Fitness Magazine and the like, which serves up a buffet of workout routines (routines of the bodybuilding stars, people!) designed to help sell whatever worthless supplement appears on the opposite side pages. What’s more, if magazines were to actually publish would DOES work, then they’d very quickly run out of things to write about in subsequent issues. The truth is that hard work, focus and dedication to a few basic exercises, along with correct eating, will always yield the best results in the beginning. Got it?

Oh yeah, f**k Joe Weider.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Training and Illness




Since it's that time of the year when a wave of respiratory and intestinal illnesses overtakes us, I thought I'd address being sick, its effects on training, and how best to proceed during and following it.

Before we get to illness and its impact on the person, you need to understand how the body responds to stimuli of all kinds. In fact, no other concept (that of stimulus and response, alongwith adaptation to stress) is as useful when it comes to understanding how to measure and apply stress, or to understanding a host of human problems, training-related and otherwise.

Human experience can be considered--as a whole or in part, over days or over many years--as a stimulus to which human beings are called upon to adapt. Oviously, a stimulus that is too great for someone can result in physical or mental distress, or--depending on the magnitude of the stressor--in disorder, perhaps even in death, (as in the case of severe illnesses). When stress is applied gradually and at regular, tolerable intervals, however, body systems change in order to respond better to that specific type of stress.

Regardless of the stimulus, or stressor, the body undergoes a short-term decrease in performance capacity while collective metabolic recovery processes are under way. During this time, cortisol, a stress hormone, increases, at the same time that levels of testosterone decrease. If the stressor is of a sufficient magnitude, and adequate recovery takes place afterward, an adaptation will occur, and behind the scenes testosterone will peak once more, readying you for the next bout of stress (be it a heavier set of squats or a more difficult mountain climb), which will start the whole process anew.

Getting sick means that you must assess the magnitude of the stress; determining that will shape your decision to train or not, and training is, afterall, another kind of stress. So while it may not be a good idea to train during and immediately after, say, a 48hr. bout of vomitting and diahrea, which dehydrates you and deprives you of necessary vitamins, minerals and nutrients to perform well, training with a mild headcold is a possibility. In fact, if you're the sort of person who's made excuses your whole life not to train--i.e. if making excuses has been a lifestyle--then perhaps training while somewhat under-the-weather is just what the doctor ordered. After all, rigorous training should toughen you up, bolster your resolve and make you more useful in general, and if it hasn't, then you should ask yourself what the fuck you've been doing all this time.